“You know kid’s today they don’t even wear garters anymore. They just skateboard from Nintendo to Nintendo just like a bunch of Taylor swifts!”
“Here’s the church”
“Here is the steeple”
“Open the doors, Seth….”
“IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF FINGERS!”
One if the best Drunk Uncle clips.
Fun fact: Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia have a higher percentage of women in the government than the US & the UK.
Another fun fact: white people tend to get very angry when you point this out to them.
CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME CREAM GET THE MONEY DOLLA DOLLA BILL YALL